Sadquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, strong hyena.

Sadquag created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadquag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadquag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sadquag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Sadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.