Butbiffod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited walrus.

Butbiffod created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbiffod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Butbiffod, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Butbiffod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Butbiffod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.