Nurtgemyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent beaver.

Nurtgemyarp created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtgemyarp, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurtgemyarp, it will ignore you.

Nurtgemyarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nurtgemyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Nurtgemyarp loves snails, so they must be respected.