Carsogtal is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omnipotent shark.

Carsogtal created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carsogtal, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Carsogtal, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Carsogtal's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Carsogtal's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Carsogtal on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.