Ripdubsid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome butterfly.

Ripdubsid created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdubsid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ripdubsid, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ripdubsid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ripdubsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.