Nabdunbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonourable skunk.

Nabdunbonk created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nabdunbonk, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nabdunbonk, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nabdunbonk's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nabdunbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. You must pray to Nabdunbonk four times a day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.