Afcunbun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, generous lobster.

Afcunbun created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Afcunbun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afcunbun, he will turn you into a rock.

Afcunbun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Afcunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never eat garlic.

5. Always pray immersed in water.