Botstanrag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil jellyfish.

Botstanrag created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botstanrag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Botstanrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Botstanrag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Botstanrag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear pink corsets.

3. Run away from turquoise turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Botstanrag.