Zaggupgom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, calm newt.

Zaggupgom created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaggupgom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaggupgom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zaggupgom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zaggupgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. You must love Zaggupgom.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. You must never eat corn.