Jattondiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent otter.

Jattondiss created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jattondiss, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jattondiss, she will turn you into a sheep.

Jattondiss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jattondiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always wear black.