Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane raven.

Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fabdutwod Omtdadbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three rats approach from the west.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about stars.