Baghogfun is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise salamander.

Baghogfun created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Baghogfun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Baghogfun, he will cry a lot.

Baghogfun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Baghogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baghogfun.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.