Migcepneggud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured zebra.

Migcepneggud created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migcepneggud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migcepneggud, she will turn you into a frog.

Migcepneggud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Migcepneggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands fawn.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Do not shave your chest.