Dimmegappnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic sheep.

Dimmegappnell created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimmegappnell, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dimmegappnell, he will turn you into a plant.

Dimmegappnell's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dimmegappnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always obey Dimmegappnell's priests.

5. Fast once a month.