Gommisflisdussponjigpod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring penguin.

Gommisflisdussponjigpod created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gommisflisdussponjigpod, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gommisflisdussponjigpod, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gommisflisdussponjigpod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gommisflisdussponjigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not hurt snails.