Nadquagnab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless goose.

Nadquagnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadquagnab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nadquagnab, it will strike you with lightening.

Nadquagnab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nadquagnab's Holy Commandments

1. Nadquagnab loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away from black goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.