Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving crane.

Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Gadsisnillcabvaghapnurl loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.