Gubhakrot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody whale.

Gubhakrot created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubhakrot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gubhakrot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubhakrot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gubhakrot's Holy Commandments

1. Gubhakrot loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Gubhakrot.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.