Vagkimbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain fly.

Vagkimbiss created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Vagkimbiss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vagkimbiss, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vagkimbiss' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vagkimbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always help foxes.