Mapnilneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic hyena.

Mapnilneg created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnilneg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mapnilneg, it will strike you with lightening.

Mapnilneg's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mapnilneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing gray scarves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.