Pagzigran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind crane.

Pagzigran created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagzigran, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pagzigran, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pagzigran's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Pagzigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never think about black holes.