Jigjaprancet is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome butterfly.

Jigjaprancet created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigjaprancet, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigjaprancet, she will ignore you.

Jigjaprancet's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jigjaprancet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Do not stand on grass.