Madranhig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awesome elephant.

Madranhig created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Madranhig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Madranhig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Madranhig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Madranhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.