Farcetven is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous hedgehog.

Farcetven created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farcetven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farcetven, he will be very sad.

Farcetven's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Farcetven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Farcetven on top of all buildings.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farcetven.