Gemvidsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, benevolent coyote.

Gemvidsaf created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemvidsaf, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gemvidsaf, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gemvidsaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gemvidsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.