Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty goose.

Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not take Dibgepnart Fligbarnflamfom's name in vain.