Dossbessdod is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured duck.

Dossbessdod created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Dossbessdod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dossbessdod, it will curse you with boils.

Dossbessdod's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dossbessdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.