Stragyoknull is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage dragon.

Stragyoknull created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragyoknull, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragyoknull, he will not invite you to parties.

Stragyoknull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stragyoknull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stragyoknull.

3. Run away from magenta snails, for they are unholy.

4. You must pray to Stragyoknull eight times a day.

5. Never sing in the presence of gulls.