Fubgigtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating fish.

Fubgigtail created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fubgigtail, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubgigtail, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fubgigtail's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fubgigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fubgigtail.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Fubgigtail loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.