Stragdaglindut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful grasshopper.

Stragdaglindut created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragdaglindut, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragdaglindut, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stragdaglindut's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stragdaglindut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stragdaglindut.

2. Put Stragdaglindut first in all things.

3. Never wear yellow coats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your feet blue.