Ponladbin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able duck.

Ponladbin created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponladbin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponladbin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ponladbin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ponladbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponladbin.

4. Never feed wheat to monkeys while wearing green boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.