Yokkanced is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying tapir.

Yokkanced created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokkanced, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yokkanced, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yokkanced's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yokkanced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Always help sick horses.