Mapcidveen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty sheep.

Mapcidveen created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcidveen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mapcidveen, it will destroy your favourite star.

Mapcidveen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mapcidveen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.