Pitbunflan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing dingo.

Pitbunflan created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbunflan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pitbunflan, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitbunflan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pitbunflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never paint your chest fawn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.