Tunbapmifstrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured zebra.

Tunbapmifstrag created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbapmifstrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tunbapmifstrag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tunbapmifstrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tunbapmifstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Tunbapmifstrag on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat garlic.