Ragbumgud is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring squirrel.

Ragbumgud created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbumgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ragbumgud, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ragbumgud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Ragbumgud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragbumgud.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never wear shorts.