Rapdussvogrig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise jellyfish.

Rapdussvogrig created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdussvogrig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapdussvogrig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rapdussvogrig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rapdussvogrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never jump near rats.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not take Rapdussvogrig's name in vain.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.