Camdavdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring weasel.

Camdavdiss created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camdavdiss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camdavdiss, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Camdavdiss' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Camdavdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Camdavdiss on top of important buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.