Flyappnul is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast centipede.

Flyappnul created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyappnul, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flyappnul, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flyappnul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flyappnul's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help mites.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.