Armtithak is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish capybara.

Armtithak created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Armtithak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armtithak, he will turn you into a rat.

Armtithak's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Armtithak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.