Pibkansid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless fairy.

Pibkansid created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkansid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibkansid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pibkansid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pibkansid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never paint your arms black.

3. Never wear indigo hats.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.