Hamhubzog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous lion.

Hamhubzog created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamhubzog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hamhubzog, he will think nothing of it.

Hamhubzog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hamhubzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hamhubzog.

3. Hamhubzog loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.