Gatfitfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent wren.

Gatfitfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatfitfid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gatfitfid, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gatfitfid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gatfitfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Gatfitfid loves birds, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.