Fensabfenarfraktarpnan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome crane.

Fensabfenarfraktarpnan created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fensabfenarfraktarpnan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fensabfenarfraktarpnan, he will turn you into a dog.

Fensabfenarfraktarpnan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fensabfenarfraktarpnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Do not take Fensabfenarfraktarpnan's name in vain.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never laugh in holy places.