Podnakkan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous butterfly.

Podnakkan created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podnakkan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Podnakkan, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Podnakkan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Podnakkan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always obey Podnakkan's priests.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.