Weedondamarflik is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, self-confident snail.

Weedondamarflik created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weedondamarflik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weedondamarflik, he will send you a sign.

Weedondamarflik's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Weedondamarflik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.