Cussbafkip Gepnarllan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak dolphin.

Cussbafkip Gepnarllan created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussbafkip Gepnarllan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cussbafkip Gepnarllan, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cussbafkip Gepnarllan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cussbafkip Gepnarllan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Put Cussbafkip Gepnarllan first in all things.