Limhamyessgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking salamander.

Limhamyessgan created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limhamyessgan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limhamyessgan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Limhamyessgan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Limhamyessgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.