Bepbossved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent horse.

Bepbossved created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbossved, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bepbossved, it will come to you in dreams.

Bepbossved's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bepbossved's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never wear mauve stockings.