Voghabpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic fly.

Voghabpan created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Voghabpan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Voghabpan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Voghabpan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Voghabpan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Never talk about foxes.